Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
 
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Suggest Revision: Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
 
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Suggest Revision: To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
 
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Suggest Revision: I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
 
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Suggest Revision: My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
 
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Suggest Revision: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
 
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Suggest Revision: Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
 
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