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Suggest Revision: When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
 
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Suggest Revision: You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
 
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Suggest Revision: If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
 
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