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Zapp Brannigan Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Zapp Brannigan Topics
Neutrality
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Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman.
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
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If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?
Zapp Brannigan
13 Likes
A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we dont stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!
Zapp Brannigan
12 Likes
You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
Zapp Brannigan
9 Likes
Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.
Zapp Brannigan
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It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.
Zapp Brannigan
1 Likes
Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.
Zapp Brannigan
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It's real Velour, let yourself go.
Zapp Brannigan
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I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.
Zapp Brannigan
11 Likes
She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!
Zapp Brannigan
13 Likes
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Fly the white flag of war.
Zapp Brannigan
10 Likes
You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!
Zapp Brannigan
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She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
Zapp Brannigan
3 Likes
I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!
Zapp Brannigan
6 Likes
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Kif! Show them the medal I won.
Zapp Brannigan
6 Likes
I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
Zapp Brannigan
5 Likes
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan
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If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Zapp Brannigan
11 Likes
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