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Zapp Brannigan Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Zapp Brannigan Topics
Neutrality
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If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Zapp Brannigan
19 Likes
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A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we dont stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!
Zapp Brannigan
12 Likes
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?
Zapp Brannigan
13 Likes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Zapp Brannigan
11 Likes
She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!
Zapp Brannigan
13 Likes
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You disgust me....go on
Zapp Brannigan
13 Likes
Fly the white flag of war.
Zapp Brannigan
10 Likes
I have a very...s..y...problem...
Zapp Brannigan
9 Likes
Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
Zapp Brannigan
8 Likes
Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?
Zapp Brannigan
12 Likes
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You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
Zapp Brannigan
9 Likes
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
Neutrality quotes
She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.
Zapp Brannigan
8 Likes
I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!
Zapp Brannigan
6 Likes
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Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
Zapp Brannigan
5 Likes
I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.
Zapp Brannigan
11 Likes
Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.
Zapp Brannigan
6 Likes
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman.
Zapp Brannigan
7 Likes
I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
Zapp Brannigan
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