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Seandixon quotes Collection of quotes added by Seandixon. Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 79 Quotes NEVER be fooled by what you see on the outside, because on the inside it's often a different story. 58 up, 2 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Life Lesson quotes   Vision quotes   Appearence quotes   Perception quotes   Judgement quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep. 78 up, 29 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Good Morning quotes   Being Tired quotes   Sleep quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That moment at night when you're sleepy but you don't want to end the fun text conversation with your friends. 38 up, 4 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Being Tired quotes   Friends quotes   Fun quotes   Conversation quotes   Texting quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same type of assholes. 77 up, 11 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Women quotes   Dating quotes   Self-awareness quotes   Self-improvement quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as if I need a reason. 23 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. 83 up, 22 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Smart Alec quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader. 32 up, 4 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Halloween quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down TheMilkMaid Nice! Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time. 41 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Witty Facebook Status quotes   Movies quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background. 244 up, 210 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. 67 up, 19 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Music quotes   Fitness quotes   Humor quotes   Funny Workout quotes   Fitness Jokes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   5   6  ...  8   Next

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