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1 1=3 If You Dont Use Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
14 Likes
Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
Unknown
11 Likes
Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
Unknown
17 Likes
you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
1 Likes
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
2 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
2 Likes
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
Unknown
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