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Suggest Revision: Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
 
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Suggest Revision: 50?! I demand a recount!!
 
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Suggest Revision: Im not 50 I'm 49.95 plus tax.
 
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Suggest Revision: Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
 
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Suggest Revision: After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
 
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Suggest Revision: Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
 
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Suggest Revision: They came down on my 50th birthday to the Whisky and played 45 minutes of old Motörhead songs! I always thought Metallica were good from day one. But when I first met Lars Ulrich, he was a horrible mouthy brat, same as he is now. He was head of Mot7ouml;rhead's West Coast fan club; what he didn't tell us was that he and Cliff [Burton, Metallica's original bassist] were the only members! Lars is a true friend. I'd hide him even if he were charged for murder. And Jimmy [James Hetfield] is frickin' funny as shit. I wish he wouldn't take everything so seriously, though. It seems to be messing with his head.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
 
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