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A Condom Is Cheaper Than Chi Quotes & Sayings
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
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Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
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The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
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I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
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I can't wait until we make an eagle.
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He told me just to keep the ball low.
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No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
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I'm not sure we have what it takes to beat Cell, but I don't want Chi Chi & Gohan to worry. I want them to enjoy themselves...these are precious times, Krillin!
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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
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