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A Pregnant Lady Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant...
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind, I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
Katherine Heigl
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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Just saw a pregnant lady smoking a cigarette. We live in a cruel world ladies and gentlemen.
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Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison]
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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Girls that lie about being pregnant are dumb as hell. You never know how the boy will react.
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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby passing away.
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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.
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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.
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Woke up from a nightmare about being pregnant and having a miscarriage. Most horrifying dream I've had yet...
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There was something to me that was really compelling about that woman, already knowing she couldn't get pregnant. When I made that movie I was maybe 24, and to be 24 and already know you can't get pregnant, that was really interesting to me.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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I'm glad I woke up. I always have the shittiest dreams, stuff like being late for everything or being pregnant or painfully dying.
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f***ked before you got there.
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Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
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