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A Wanna Watch Funny Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fu.. each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.
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