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A Woman Tells Her Doctor Ive Got A Bad Back The D Quotes & Sayings
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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Ive messed up, made bad decisions, and regret things Ive done, and choices Ive made. As much as I'd love to, life doesnt allow you to go back and change things to the way you should have done it. All I can do is learn from the past, and prepare for what the future may bring.
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Ive learned that no matter how thin you are, people still have something to say. Ive learned that its taking me a long time to become the person I want to be & its a lot easier to react than it is to think. Ive learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. Ive learned that maturity has more to do with the types of experiences youve had. Ive learned that quantity is not as important as quality when it comes to best friends. Ive learned that it isnt enough to be forgiven by others, sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself. Ive learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world will not stop for your grief. Ive learned that background and circumstances might have influenced who you are, but we are responsible for who we become. Ive learned that you cant make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life.
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Ive got something to tell you but dont know how I'ma say it. I guess that I can only say one thing. Girl Ive been bad again.
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so ive been fu..ing all these ho.., and ive been blowin all this cash and baby this just the beginning, ima make all of it back.
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When the BBC decided to bring Doctor Who back as a feature film a few years ago, one national newspaper ran a poll to ask its readers who should be the new Doctor, and I topped it.
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Ive had enough of being me. Ive had enough of being Lily Allen, I want to be me now. Whatever situation Im in, whether its going to the supermarket, the pub or a club, or in the back of a cab, people think they know me. And the reality is they dont. Lily Allen is a character I have no control over. Ive got nothing to do with it except my face is the one that goes with it.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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There are thin girls with infertility issues, normal sized girls with infertility issues and overweight girls with infertility issues. Unless your doctor tells you your weight is affecting you in some way...once the doctor rules it out, that's really not it.
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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The report of this made me exceedingly angry, for I could not see why information which a middle-class woman could get from her doctor should be withheld from a poorer woman who might need it far more.
Dora Russell
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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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There have been times in many a bar that I was not so much a brother, but more of a mother to him: Ive watched him drink from a bottle, Ive watched him stagger around naked, Ive watched him crawl, Ive dressed and undressed him, Ive even cleaned up after him, and several times helped him to walk.
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