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Suggest Revision: It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
 
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Suggest Revision: What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
 
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Suggest Revision: what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
 
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Suggest Revision: Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
 
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Suggest Revision: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
 
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Suggest Revision: Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
 
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Suggest Revision: A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
 
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