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At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was.

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When I was 5, someone thought it was smart to let me watch 'The People Under the Stairs.' It might not even been that scary, but I do remember skinned people in cages under the stairs and a man who lived in a wall without a tongue...And that's why I cry after sex.

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.	1985 up, 219 down

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

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The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.

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If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

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Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds

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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

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