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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Suggest Revision: My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
 
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Suggest Revision: Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
 
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
 
You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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Suggest Revision: You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
 
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Suggest Revision: The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
 
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Suggest Revision: Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
 
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