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Alarm Clock Funny Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When I started my program... there was a big clock in the corner and I looked and it said nine o'clock exactly. And it was funny, because when I was standing on the podium, it said exactly 10 p.m., and this whole hour had changed my life.
Sarah Hughes
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
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How reliable is your alarm clock?
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Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day.
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Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.
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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
Gail Porter
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im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
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I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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