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Suggest Revision: Once more you tell those lies, to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? When you say those things in my ear, why do you always tell me what you wanna hear?
 
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Suggest Revision: Walkin' tall machine gun man. They spit on me in my home land. Gloria sent me pictures of my boy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm the man in the box. Buried in my shit. Won't you come and save me, save me?
 
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Suggest Revision: My gift of self is raped. My privacy is raked and yet I find repeating in my head. If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
 
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Suggest Revision: Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life! -Alice
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
 
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Suggest Revision: The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
 
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Suggest Revision: I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
 
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