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To be effective the preacher's message must be alive; it must alarm, arouse, challenge; it must be God's present voice to a particular people.
AW Tozer
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I've gotten really good at waking myself up. In the past, I would always be late for stuff and people would get mad at me, so I had to change that. Now I set my alarm on my phone and make sure I wake up.
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The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days.
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We had not seen any natives for many days, but a few passed the camp on the opposite side of the river on the evening of the 25th. They would not, however, come to us; but fled into the interior in great apparent alarm.
Charles Sturt
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All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.
Gore Vidal
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I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the P.M.
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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Pablo Picasso
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I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school.
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Insecurity is an internal alarm that reveals youre trusting in something that could be taken from you.
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Speak of change, and the world is in alarm. And yet where do we not see change?
Francis Wright
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To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.
Richard H Davis
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If the markets had behaved badly, that would obviously add to people's sense of alarm... but there has been a lot of reassurance coming, particularly in the way the Brits handled all this. There seems to be no great fear that something like that is going to happen here.
Brit Hume
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Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number or, God forbid, to set the alarm clock for my weekly 6 a.m. flight to Washington, but I know exactly where I came from.
J C Watts
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For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while the fire's still going.
David Foster Wallace
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Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
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Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered with, the alarm runs out before the hour
Joseph Hall
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Smith
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My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Ian Fleming
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
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