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Alcohol Gives You Infinite Pails Quotes & Sayings
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis Jr
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True, He is infinite Majesty, but He is also infinite Goodness and infinite Love. There can be no greater Lord than God; neither can there be a more ardent lover than He.
Alphonsus Liguori
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
Unknown
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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I have come to believe that there are infinite passageways out of the shadows, infinite vehicles to transport us into the light.
Martha Beck
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A monarchy conducted with infinite wisdom and infinite benevolence is the most perfect of all possible governments.
Ezra Stiles
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
Dan Quayle
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Now an infinite happiness cannot be purchased by any price less than that which is infinite in value; and infinity of merit can only result from a nature that is infinitely divine or perfect.
Adam Clarke
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
John Hunter
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The all-seeing eye of God beheld our deplorable state; infinite pity touched the heart of the Father of mercies; and infinite wisdom laid the plan of our recovery.
David Brainerd
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