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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk...
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If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
Penn Jillette
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
John Hunter
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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