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All I Want For Christmas Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
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Hey darling, wake up, it is such a lovely Christmas morning. I wish you all the happiness in the world this Christmas. I promise to do all it takes to see you happy. Merry Christmas baby. You owe me a Christmas kiss!
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope
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