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Alone Type Short Status Quotes & Sayings
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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I'm the type of person who purposely puts a status with a quote explaining exactly how I feel about you.
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Cameras, action, change the status. Actor type of your favorite actress.
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot.
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What type of ni... slang and bang in the streets? What type of ni... stay in the Trump for weeks? What type of ni... fly Bentley Coupes? Aim for the sky, cop the shit then shoot...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.
John Corbett
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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The very idea of marriage is basic to recognition as equals in our society; any status short of that is inferior, unjust, and unconstitutional.
Ted Olson
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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