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Always Take Your Drivers License Pic Stoned Quotes & Sayings
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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'I look real good in my drivers license pic.' Said no one ever.
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I can drive you crazy without a drivers license!
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I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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I am formally accountable to the steering board of the PIC, and I meet with nine ambassadors from the PIC every week. I have to have the capitals' broad agreement with what I do.
Paddy Ashdown
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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Great day in the village...Trojan team pic, USA team pic and bball team came by. Olympic Spirit is running wild and just in time.
Rebecca Soni
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So the competition isn't once you got the license, running the station; it's getting the license.
Robert McChesney
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A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly .... his wife with impunity.
Sol Wachtler
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But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm up here with my band and we're working really hard and they are just stoned.
Graham Coxon
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When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.
Eydie Gorme
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James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.
Gene Simmons
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Average girl profile pic= Hair perfect, perfect angle,perfect lighting. Average guy profile pic= him doing something stupid that looks cool.
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I consider myself one of a very small handful of drivers in the world that are top drivers. The best one? I don't think anybody can say they're the best one because, from one week to the next, you can be on form or off form a little bit.
Nigel Mansell
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I have talked to stunt drivers all my life, 32 years of talking to stunt drivers. There's a craziness to them.
Bryan Cranston
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Every place in the country you should get a license that shows you know how to safely store it, keep it away from your children or grandchildren. You should have to license it so the police can trace it if it's used in a crime.
Michael D Barnes
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
Unknown
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Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
Laura Nyro
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