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American Dad Quotes & Sayings
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
American Dad
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Man: You are all going to live... (Smith family cheers) Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.
American Dad
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -Stan
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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Damn, boo-hoo, sad story, black american dad story. Know that I'm your sister's kid but that still don't explain the love that you have for me.
Drake
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My mom's a social worker and my dad works in non-profit organizations. But they seem very radical in American terms, embracing a form of socialism that really doesn't even exist here. I mean, where I come from, communism is not a terrible word.
Seth Rogen
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.
Theodore Roosevelt
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
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Words cannot express how much I love my Dad. Strongest man I know. I am beyond blessed to have him as MY Dad.
Unknown
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Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.
Max Cannon
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
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CIA Man 1: Hey, wanna get baked and ride the escalators at the mall? CIA Man 2: Do I!
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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