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An Erection Is Like The Theo Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "An Erection Is Like The Theo" sorted by relevance. 32 matching entries found.
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A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes place actually.
Daniel Radcliffe
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk 'I'll take it!'
Zach Galifianakis
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During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal barrier.
William Toby Jr
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun.
Earl Sweatshirt
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The primary goal of a vendor is to make money.
Theo De Raadt
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The more light hearted I write about that, the better the message gets through.
Theo Van Gogh
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My use of language is part and parcel of my message.
Theo Van Gogh
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If I were still twenty years old, I would really move to America.
Theo Van Gogh
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I thought that the AIVD was there to protect citizens like me.
Theo Van Gogh
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I would not be able to pen an academic and dry diatribe. I have too much talent for that.
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An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
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I want to warn against the Fifth Column which is trying to hinder our free way of life in Holland.
Theo Van Gogh
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Ah, I hope to live to 87 and drink from the the goblet of life to the dregs.
Theo Van Gogh
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
Unknown
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Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett
Bad Boys 2
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Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
Unknown
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No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.
Theo Van Gogh
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Take a shower, put on a robe, pour myself a glass of wine, and Skype with Theo. Thats the best.
Lea Michele
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As soon as you sit down to write about something you are pressing your nose deeper into the sewer of facts.
Theo Van Gogh
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