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Andy Rooney Te Quotes & Sayings
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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little s..y too which doesn't hurt.
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The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
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I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.
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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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