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April Vacation Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "April Vacation" sorted by relevance. 315 matching entries found.
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
Mary Crosby
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
Jimmy Kimmel
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You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end of the day make your status say, 'April Fools!'
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous s..ual harassment violations.
Unknown
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
Unknown
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years.
Harold Camping
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
Unknown
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Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.
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A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic.
Max Von Sydow
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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.
Unknown
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I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want.
Parker Stevenson
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With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
David Lloyd George
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The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation.
Clarence Day
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