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Attendance And Pun Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Attendance And Pun" sorted by relevance. 72 matching entries found.
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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No, I don't think my presence will cause an increase in black attendance at Cleveland.
Frank Robinson
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder.
Unknown
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A little TV money, dollars for sense of humour. Scholar for my attendance like Bueller, so no use for a tutor.
Mac Miller
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If I were a teacher, I would ask on the first day of school 'now will the real slim shady please stand up?' after taking attendance.
Unknown
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Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?
Beavis And Butthead
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I'm not a player I just fu.. a lot.
Big Pun
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I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
Ronald Biggs
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First of all, to say I came out implies that I was once in. Let me be straight about that-no pun intended. I never came out from anywhere.
Amber Heard
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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Bugs Baer
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I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.
Camryn Manheim
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Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin.
Big Pun
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I do not see any reason why they should not be given the means to give their teachers just as high an education as is secured by attendance at the Protestant schools.
Charles Tupper
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Church attendance is as vital to a disciple as a transfusion of rich, healthy blood to a sick man.
Dwight L Moody
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I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper.
Big Pun
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Here, class attendance is expected and students are required to take notes, which they are tested on. What is missing, it seems to me, is the use of knowledge, the practical training.
Harrison Salisbury
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While attendance at traditional churches has been declining for decades... the evangelical movement is growing, and it is changing the way America worships.
Tom Brokaw
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Through my music teaching and my not absolutely irregular attendance at church, I became acquainted with the best class of colored people in Jacksonville.
James Weldon Johnson
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I can hardly keep wondering at my own folly in thinking it worthwhile to leave my books and garden, even for one day's attendance in the House of Commons.
William Wyndam Grenville
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