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Awful Roommates Quotes & Sayings
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
Wanda Sykes
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Into this, for good or ill, is woven every belief of every man who has speech of his fellows. A awful privilege, and an awful responsibility, that we should help to create the world in which posterity will live.
William Kingdon Clifford
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
J D Salinger
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On the other hand, when I give it closer thought, I realize I'm not enough of a dictator to conduct an orchestra because it requires a pretty awful person. When you read these biographies of famous conductors, they are all awful people who fail in their private relationships.
Eberhard Weber
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I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!
Ashley Benson
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We have been roommates our entire lives. We just bought a place together.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Sorry Bin Laden died in a mansion and you still have roommates.
Unknown
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I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
Jersey Shore
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Nick Swardson
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There's a lot of lying and these are people who are incredibly flawed, and not in very sort of empathetic ways, either. Some of the things they do are pretty awful and some of the things they do to each other are pretty awful.
Will Arnett
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Note to self: NEVER do random roommates again. I always get stuck with the most disgusting, disrespectful, ignorant people they can find.
Unknown
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Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle
Desperate Housewives
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We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over.
Unknown
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I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
Martin Yan
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I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable.
Jon Hamm
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I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.
Tatyana Ali
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The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Aaron Allston
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I guess the roommates don't enjoy my Christmas cheer by putting the tree in my room.
Unknown
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I don't know what my greatest fear is. It's hard to say. I mean there's a lot of things out there that you say 'Oh God that'd be awful!' And somebody says that or something else. I'd have to agree that'd be awful. I don't think I have a greatest fear per se. There are definitely certain things that could create anxiety in me, if you wanted to. If you just felt like making me anxious, you could say all kinds of different things. What would make most people anxious? No, I try to not be too anxious because then you destroy the life that you have.
Zooey Deschanel
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
Unknown
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