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Azis Ansari Thats Ho Quotes & Sayings
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
Aziz Ansari
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It's all dangerously true. It'd be nice if something worked out for me, and then I'd have to get material out of that.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my d..k!
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Nela; can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an alien.
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People often fail in achieving their goal because they look at how far they have to go instead of looking at how far they have come. Don't let the fear of failing stop you from reaching your destination.
Rumaisa Ansari
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
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One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
Aziz Ansari
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I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey, hey...why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a dangerously specific challenge that is.
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There's no use of repenting on what you've lost. Past is past. Today is your present and it will make your tomorrow. Try to be a better person today.
Rumaisa Ansari
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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base s.. humor a lot, and stuff like that.
Aziz Ansari
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When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with, one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
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