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Bachelor Funny J Quotes & Sayings
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Smart women don't go on the bachelor. Girls who fake fall down the stairs go on the bachelor.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland
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Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on.
David Eddings
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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You don't have to share your closet with anyone else if you are a bachelor.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
Jay Leno
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I declare that I am a bachelor.
Julian Eltinge
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Ed Wynn
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I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.
Jon Secada
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
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The press has created this bachelor persona, but it's not really me.
Wilmer Valderrama
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Wanda Sykes
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All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price
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A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.
Claudia Johnson
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A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Sholom Aleichem
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