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Bad Sperm Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Unknown
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
Unknown
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
Unknown
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Boy I need you bad as my heartbeat (bad like the food I eat). Bad as the air I breath (baby I want you bad). I need you bad I can't take this pain (bad I can't take this pain). Boy I'm about to go insane.
Jazmine Sullivan
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Yeah I'm a bad person somedays I don't feel bad about it. I do more good than bad anyway when I wanna cut loose and offend some people.
Unknown
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There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad s.., you have bad religion too.
Karen Armstrong
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For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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