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I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.

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Shit is crazy out here. I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels. I'll never feel comfortable in L.A., really. I knew these nice girls that lived in the Valley. I had no idea they were on meth. They don't realize this is the worst possible thing you can do to yourself.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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Im the best, even when I'm cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread, my account like a brunch at a synagog. Get at yall thats a whole lotta bagels, see me out the bay wit san quin in a beige coup. A very bad man you can ask baboo, I gets Seinfeld with these rhyme skills, I'm larry david, gimme my paper, its a cost mo (Cosmo) like Jerry Sein neighber, my co stanzas, stand like phantoms or maybachs, you wont get a lane (elaine) if you came wack. I hate rap like Kramer hate blacks, still no label wale aint passed, but now I'm on the lead on errybody ass and mark gave me a check and some dap.

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The battle promises to be fought with bags of bagels and bran muffins, free beer and wine, expanded legroom, baggage closets and overhead bins.

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