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oketa_ojok

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

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blackhart

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.	5715 up, 695 down

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I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".	1608 up, 606 down

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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.	959 up, 410 down

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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone	505 up, 190 down

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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!	358 up, 97 down

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That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.	527 up, 138 down

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Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'	254 up, 87 down

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