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oketa_ojok

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.	5631 up, 664 down

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I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".	1569 up, 586 down

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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.	918 up, 390 down

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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone	482 up, 179 down

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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!	333 up, 93 down

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That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.	490 up, 124 down

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Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'	230 up, 75 down

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