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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.

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If she eats a banana in front of you, she wants the D.

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I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.

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My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clamouring for attention

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Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less.

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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains firm for more than 5 days call a doctor immediately.

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I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder.

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We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. I'm up at 6:00 AM every day, I have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, and by 6:10 I'm on the eliptical. You know how I motivate myself? Not with anything artificial, I set a goal and I wont rest until I reach it.

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