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Bank Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding.
Unknown
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My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
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If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed sho.., she'd get the sho.., and then deal with them guys at the bank. I don't mean she wouldn't pay the bank, but the children always came first.
Larry Bird
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Jean Paul Getty
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
Bertolt Brecht
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I do remember that I was very relieved that I did not have to go into a bank with them. I had, as you recall, I had already been brought into a bank before and it was better to be sitting outside.
Patty Hearst
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What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
Bertolt Brecht
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What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
Bertolt Brecht
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Now, people have said that somebody told them that they saw somebody on the railroad bank or saw somebody going over the bank, but no one has ever been able to show any cartridges, any rifle, any pistol, no one has ever found anything other than the evidence about Oswald.
John Sherman Cooper
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I'm a parent, especially when you've had the intense parenting the way I had. It's all in the bank. It's all in the great experience bank. Those are your secrets. That's the stuff that makes your work rich, that's what you dip into.
Hector Elizondo
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Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
Dorothy Parker
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
Unknown
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
Joel Lindley
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
J Paul Getty
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