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A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a day-pass ticket on the counter. When the customer picks up the pint the ticket sticks to the bottom of the glass. So I commented to the customer: Youve got a ticket to ride!

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I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we call it Kick Back!

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It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

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