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Suggest Revision: We could get Love Drunk together, tell the bartender Two shots of Forever.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
 
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Suggest Revision: You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
 
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Suggest Revision: I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
 
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Suggest Revision: Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
 
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