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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

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Jim Bishop quotes
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'

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Ernest Hemingway quotes
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

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Al McGuire quotes
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Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].

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Archie Bunker quotes
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes
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