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Bathroom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Bathroom" sorted by relevance. 134 matching entries found.
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As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
Ronald Blythe
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
Unknown
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How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?
Pauly D
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For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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I'm in Cancun, with a model in the bedroom. Her pu... tight like an airplane bathroom.
Tony Yayo
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
Unknown
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Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle
Desperate Housewives
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I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after going to the bathroom.
Unknown
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Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts!
Unknown
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I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
Tommy Shaw
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I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Shannen Doherty
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I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan Douglas
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert Benchley
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Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
Dennis Brown
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing a--es.
Biggie Smalls
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Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for 5 minutes.
Snooki
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