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Bathroom Selfie Quotes & Sayings
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
Unknown
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Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts!
Unknown
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I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan Douglas
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I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Shannen Doherty
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert Benchley
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Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
Dennis Brown
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
Tommy Shaw
8 Likes
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck
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Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing a--es.
Biggie Smalls
57 Likes
'All guys are the same' she whispers as she makes a duck face to the camera taking selfies on the bathroom mirror.
Unknown
19 Likes
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
10 Likes
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for 5 minutes.
Snooki
38 Likes
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf!
Frankie Muniz
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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I tell her meet me in the bathroom, hold up, better yet my bedroom. I call that my V.I.P. fu.. a bad bi... get some head-room.
Meek Mill
18 Likes
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
Dave Eggers
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