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 Mindy Kaling quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.
 
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Suggest Revision: Communication is key. Intelligent, articulate, inspirational conversation. I love a man who can teach me something outside the bedroom.
 
 Alex Gaskarth quotes 
Suggest Revision: Loving a band with all your heart is something you understand when it happens to you. On the surface, others can see it as a petty obsession, but theyll just never know the feeling of putting so much faith into a few people on the other side of the world. Its hard to explain it to them, the listening to a song on repeat, the waits for new albums, the excitement and surreal sensation when you finally see them live. They dont understand why the lyrics booklets give you a sense of comfort, or why you paste photos of them all over your bedroom walls. And they cant understand why one band could matter to you so much. And you think to yourself, Because they saved my life. But you say nothing, they wouldn't understand.
 
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 Photo Captions quotes 
Suggest Revision: I spent over an hour in my bedroom taking this photo from various angles before uploading this one and I'm still questioning whether I made the right choice.
 
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 Girls quotes   Rejection quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: In the bedroom, she'll have a million different ways of saying 'Yes'. But when she says 'No', it means no.
 
Zaira_Swan
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 Kids quotes   Teenage quotes   Parents quotes   Being Annoyed quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking
 
 Justin Townes Earle quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's nice coming to Nashville, and we have four-bedroom house and a dog, and we go swimming a lot. We get down here and spread out a lot, and I miss my sweet tea and my cornbread and my good southern cooking - but I'm down here eating pretty for two weeks and I'm ready to go back to New York City.
 
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 Wedding Speech quotes 
Suggest Revision: May the two of you live in love for as long as you want, but never want for as long as you live. Above all else, may all your ups and downs come only... in the bedroom!
 
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 Christmas Song quotes 
Suggest Revision: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
 
nasty002
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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 Funny quotes   Sex quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
 
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