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Hoping to drink beer without gaining weight is the same as winning the lottery and expecting that no sketchy relatives will ask for a boat.

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All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

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Wings. beer. Sports. Chanting this repeatedly takes us to our happy place.

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Chicks before dicks, bros before hoes, beer before everything.

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Okay, he either said, 'move to the back of the throat,' or he 'wants a root beer float.' -Dory

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May your day be filled with loved ones, happiness, laughter, and beer.

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Happy Pi Day. Today you must either eat some pie, watch Life of Pi, or drink 3.14 cases of beer. Extra credit for all of the above.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!

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Wishing you barrels of beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck.Happy St.Patrick's Day.

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Luck, Prosperity. Friends & beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day.

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Wednesday, June 19

Beer is a temporary solution for problems and the irony is, it is at times the cause of problems too. Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. “Women and drink; too much of either will drive you to the other” is an amusing quote by Michael still. The taste of beer is so addicting that it is a good drink not only for those who want to forget their miseries but good for those who are in joy as well. There is a common belief that beer makes a person fat but actually it makes a person lean…..on the chairs, tables and poles. Even Plato endorses the taste of beer and says he who invented beer is a wise man. In fact, the beer lovers consider others as lesser mortals who are not lucky enough to enjoy its taste. Send these interesting beer quotes to your friends and enjoy.