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Beer Does Not Make You Quotes & Sayings
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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