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Beer Is Not A Good Cockta Quotes & Sayings
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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