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Beer Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Beer Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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