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Beer Ninja Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Beer Ninja" sorted by relevance. 377 matching entries found.
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Remember, to be a true ninja you must become one with the shadows. Darkness gives the ninja power, while light reveals the ninja's presence.
Master Splinter
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Sipping my beer glass before it bubbles over is about as ninja as my reflexes get these days. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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Yee haw! Ninja cowboy! -Donatello
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Ninja...vanish! -Tatsu
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!
Master Splinter
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons. -Splinter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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