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Beer Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T Hall
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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