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Suggest Revision: 21 beers for 21 years.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im ready for summer nights, bonfires, windows down, country music blarin and beers with friends after a hard days work.
 
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Suggest Revision: One of the biggest mistakes women make in business is that they aren't friendly enough.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May you have a great day, filled with friends, fun, smiles and beers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
 
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Suggest Revision: One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
 
Girls express their feelings via TEARS, Boys express their feelings via BEERS.
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Suggest Revision: Girls express their feelings via TEARS, Boys express their feelings via BEERS.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you want to come out, thats awesome. Well totally support that. And then he went away, thought about it, and came back and said, I'm going to make this statement. I remember saying to Betsy Beers, This is our proudest day here. T.R. got to come out, and I got to say to him that it wouldnt affect his character because he was concerned that he was going to come out and George would suddenly be gay. I was like, We are not going to do that. The idea that a gay actor cant play a straight man is insulting.
 
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