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White-Rabbit

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. Just kidding, It's miserable seeing everyone else with someone.

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WTF!!**

That awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.

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Easytee

I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.

Terry Mark quotes | added by: Easytee
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No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.	430 up, 156 down

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shaddy

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

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I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

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I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.

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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.	357 up, 160 down

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It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

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Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours. Once you have a family your time isn't all yours anymore. Most of the Mac team, we were in our mid-20's, most of us were single, and we were able to essentially devote our lives to it.

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