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 Benny Green quotes 
Suggest Revision: No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
 
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Suggest Revision: Benny Benassi I am not drunk
 
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Suggest Revision: Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
 
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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
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Suggest Revision: A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
 
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 Age quotes 
Suggest Revision: Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
 
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 Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Gags die, humor doesn't.
 
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